Welcome to Carl's Big Cat Sanctuary!!! Where you can cuddle big jungle cats...Record a hiss-terically awful country music video... Pro-tip: they look GREAT with a mullet.

Ever since he stole a leopard-themed Lisa Frank binder from his classmate back in the 90s, it's been Carl's dream to open his very own Big Cat Sanctuary. It would be the perfect place to cuddle jungle cats and shoot epic country music videos rife with auto-tune and glittering exotic animal-print garb. Alongside his autographed CDs and photos, he would sell an exciting array of animal-print accessories in the gift shop, like these tiger-print Carl's Big Cat Sanctuary VRG sunnies. They may not glitter, but they do glow in the dark!!! MEOW!!!

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